Fri 28 Jul 2006

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store
ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

 

There is, however, a catch . ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. ...

 

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

 "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the! Lord, love kids, is drop- dead good looking and helps with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

 

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


 

 

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Tue 18 Jul 2006

 

CNG Cylinders
 
Do you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for CNG cylinders? 
 
Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents. In this regard
Please be cautious at the time of accepting any CNG cylinder from the
Vendor or check the date of cylinder being used in your vehicle.
 
Here is how we can check the expiry of CNG cylinders: On one of three sides 
Stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded alpha numerically as 
Follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this 
e.g. D06. The alphabets stand for 
quarters - A for March (First Qtr), B - June 
(Second Qtr), C-Sept (Third Qtr), D for December (Fourth Qtr). The 
digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would mean December qtr of
2006.
 
 Safety is a part of Company’s HSES policy 
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Tue 11 Jul 2006

 

The phone rang in the obituary department of a Karachi local newspaper.
'How much does it cost to have an obituary printed'? asked a Memon
caller. 'It's 50 Rupees a word, sir,' the clerk replied politely.
'Fine,' said Ghapphar Bhai after a moment. 'Okay then, write this down:
'Rajjakbhai- dead'.'

'That's all?' asked the clerk disbelievingly. 'That's it.' 'I'm sorry
sir, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum.'

'Yes, you should've,' snapped Ghapphar Bhai. "Abhi jara souchnay dau eik
minute" .......

"okay, likho: Rajjakbhai dead. Suzuki for Sale."



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