Tue 14 Oct 2008

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.

The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing."

The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.

After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."

The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.

"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"

"A freakin' quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, dude. We quit!" And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.


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Tue 7 Oct 2008
Allah has deposited 

love, joy, prosperity, peace,

security, success and all blessings

in your account for lives time.

Use without any limit.

Pin code is
"Durood Sharif"

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
اللهم صلي و سلم علي محمد و صلي علي اله محمد و ازواجه امهات المؤمنين و اهل بيته و اصحاب اجمعين

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Tue 7 Oct 2008

If You Think Fuel is the Only Liquid That is really expensive!!!

When you fill up car's fuel tank, you think that fuel has become really expensive after the recent price hike.
Let's compared it with other common liquids and do some quick calculations, and you will feel a little better To know why,
see the results below you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are:

Diesel (regular)                                           : Rs.65 per litre

Petrol (speed)                                             : Rs.86 per litre

Coca Cola 330 ml can                                   : Rs.20 = Rs.61 per litre

Dettol antiseptic 100 ml                                  : Rs.20 = Rs.200 per litre

Radiator coolant 500 ml                                  : Rs.160 = Rs.320 per litre

Pantene conditioner 400 ml                                    : Rs.165 = Rs.413 per litre

Medicinal Mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml     : Rs.45 = Rs.450 per litre

Red Bull 150 ml can                                                      : Rs.75 = Rs.500 per litre

Corex cough syrup 100 ml                                         : Rs.57 = Rs.570 per liter

Kores whiteout 15 ml                                                   : Rs.15 = Rs. 1,000 per liter

Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 100 ml for            : Rs. 50 = Rs. 500  per liter

Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml                     : Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 per litre

Pure almond oil 25 ml                                                  : Rs. 68 = Rs.2,720 per liter

And this is the REAL KICKER...

HP DeskJet colour ink cartridge 21 ml                : Rs.1,900 = Rs.90,476 per liter!!!

Now you know why computer printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink!

So, the next time you're at the pump, don't curse anyone just be glad your car doesn't run on cough syrup, after shave, coffee, or God forbid, Printer ink!


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