This handy excel math sheets contains assorted helpful calculators and conversions 

Unit_Conversion_All_In_One(1).xls (164.50 kb)

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known 'happy going marriage'. 

Editor: 'Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? '
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

'We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.
Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
 

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'.

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said 'This is your second time' and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you  crazy?' ..

She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'.' 

Husband:'That's it. We are happy ever after. '

Once someone asked me,

"What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then there will be absolutely no problems."

The person asked, "Can you explain?"

I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues.  We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, the person asked me "Give me some examples"

I said, " Smaller issues like! which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife.  I just agree to it"

The person asked, "Then what is your role?"

I said, "My decisions are only for very big issues.  Like, whether Musharraff should stay in the power or not, whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether to widen the African economy, whether Shahid Afridi should retire etc etc.

And, would you believe, my wife NEVER objects to any of my decisions".

Highlights of Economic Survey of Pakistan 2007-08.pdf (209.67 kb)

American Thinking (Joke)

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.

When the dog is about to bite the woman,

the man intervenes and kicks the dog.

A reporter was seeing all this.

He said "That was great.

I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.

Tomorrow the headline will be

“LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG”.

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here.

I am from US". Reporter " OK.
Then the headline will be

“US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG”.

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.

I'm a Pakistani national".

Next day, the headline in the paper read .... .... .... .... .... .... ........ .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....

“TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG”.