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22-12-2016 Syria Condition - Children Massacre
11-09-2016 How can you deny
09-01-2015 Signs - And who knews
29-06-2014 Duniya aur Munafiqat
06-06-2014 Its all bout thinking
22-05-2014 Dad and Son
16-05-2014 Quotes - Images
10-05-2014 Note to Print on Wall
14-01-2014 Received just a bit reality... Rabi ul awwal
16-12-2013 Baseless Report in the Gulf News regarding Pakistan vote for Expo 2020 UAE
19-07-2013 For someone... in Ramadan
06-07-2013 Few ways to earn rewards
10-05-2013 Vote for Pakistan
24-04-2013 Listen to one of the reality بھوک تہزیب کے آداب بُھلا دیتی ہے
08-04-2013 A message for PIA from Emirates
18-03-2013 We love you boom boom
13-12-2012 Signs - And Who Knew
02-12-2012 Secret videos of Girlfriends and blackmailing - Urdu TV Program for Girls
21-11-2012 In solidarity with Gaza - Palestine
09-11-2012 Tribute to National Poet Allama Iqbal
11-10-2012 Drones, Malala vs Malalas and Media
19-09-2012 Protest against disrespect of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)
19-09-2012 Double Standard - Kate Topless and Prophets Blasphemy
18-09-2012 Innocence of non Muslims rather Guiltiness of non Muslims
24-07-2012 Maa bhai kub maray ga - ماں بھائی کب مرے گا
08-04-2012 Badshah aur Behis Awam
23-01-2012 Don't Sell your memory card with your mobile
11-01-2012 Equality vs Justice
13-09-2011 SubHumanity
15-07-2011 Allahu Rabbuna
05-07-2011 This is how a baby miss his father
22-05-2011 A letter from Parents
12-02-2011 Free Kashmir - Free Palastine
25-12-2010 When people you trust, let you down.
25-08-2010 phir karam ho gaya, may Madinay chala... maashaAllah.
22-04-2010 may to punjtan ka ghulaam hoon
18-03-2010 Think before you post on Facebook - Specially for girls
22-09-2009 Eid Greetings
08-09-2009 Poetry - Shairi - Quotes - English - Urdu - Arabic (occasional updation)
23-08-2009 Ramadan Kareem
26-06-2009 Suno agar sun sako to - Urdu Quotes
17-06-2009 When you smoke
12-06-2009 Maulana Jalaluddin Roomi
25-05-2009 Think it...Food Taste and Hunger
22-05-2009 What v got from China - Some thing about China Success
18-05-2009 missed u - ana wel shouq
27-04-2009 One face of world as I see
17-04-2009 Forgiveness
08-04-2009 Ye Kaisa Hay Musalman
23-03-2009 Just a single thought in lyrics
12-03-2009 Mubarak the birth day of محمد رسول الله صلي الله عليه و سلم
06-03-2009 21st Century.... We are becoming lesser by the day
06-02-2009 My Love... Muhammad - Pakistan
23-01-2009 A bit sad but good luck youth...
19-01-2009 War on Gaza Annie Lennox Shaken To The Core Sky News
14-01-2009 We will not go down - Song for Gaza by Michael Heart
07-01-2009 Ibrahem Bin Adham
03-01-2009 Safest seat remarks get Muslim family kicked off plane
02-01-2009 Heartbreaking Poem of Palestinian Girl
26-12-2008 Dedicated to Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah
17-12-2008 I am Pakistan
10-12-2008 Eid and Hajj Mubarak
03-12-2008 Pakistan - Post Dedication
01-12-2008 Ant & Grasshopper - Pakistan Politics
30-10-2008 The Philosophy of Life
28-10-2008 Story of two Women
28-10-2008 Be a really good Husband...
28-10-2008 Be a really good Wife...
14-10-2008 Better to be a Lion in your own country than a Monkey elsewhere
14-10-2008 Ahhh! The Life
14-10-2008 Wise Old Man
07-10-2008 Free Unlimited Account
16-09-2008 Think about it... Life hereafter...
09-09-2008 Change our vision
09-09-2008 Donkey Attitude - Way to live!
02-09-2008 The Two Wolves
31-08-2008 Dua - Urdu/English
30-08-2008 Dua
20-08-2008 No Limit - Anger - Regret
09-08-2008 Will be missing you
31-07-2008 Success
29-07-2008 A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure - Management Lesson
30-06-2008 Ways to Success
13-05-2008 Maa - Mother - Mom
25-04-2008 Easy Vs Difficult
12-04-2008 Team Work
06-04-2008 Visa To Pakistan -- InshaAllah
01-04-2008 THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE
28-03-2008 Success of life - Hadiths
19-03-2008 Secrets behind a Happy Married life
07-03-2008 Thinking
28-02-2008 General Motors vs. Bill Gates
22-02-2008 Dua - Pray
21-02-2008 Poem by African Kid
19-02-2008 Mind your own buisness
13-12-2007 Management Lesson - Big John
05-05-2007 Knowledge
01-05-2007 Future Home - Qabar
22-03-2007 From His and Her Diary
09-03-2007 JOB aur Kaaaam
12-01-2007 Famous People Quotes
20-06-2006 ONE BEDROOM FLAT... cost my life.
25-05-2006 Management stories
29-04-2006 Think Simply , Think Effectively ... Use Common Sense
28-04-2006 Mechanic and Surgeon
Thu 28 Feb 2008

Gates v GM

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated; "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.


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Thu 21 Feb 2008

African Kid says

 

 

When I born, I black

When I grow up, I black

When I go in Sun, I black

When I scared, I black

When I sick, I black

And when I die, I still black

 

And you white fellow

When you born, you pink

When you grow up, you white

When you go in sun, you red

When you cold, you blue

When you scared, you yellow

When you sick, you green

And when you die, you grey

 

And you calling me colored??

 

 

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Tue 19 Feb 2008

So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn.

He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible.

The man walks up to the boy and says "You know son, it’s really not healthy to eat all that candy."

The kid looks up at him and says, "You know my grandfather lived to be 97 years old."

The man replies "Oh and did he eat a lot of candy?"

The kid looks at him and says "No, but he minded his own business."

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Thu 13 Dec 2007

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.

No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more,

he felt really good about himself.

So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not"!!!

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."

Management Lesson:

“Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."

 

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Sat 5 May 2007

"Read! In the name of your Lord, Who has created (all that exists). Has created man from a clot. Read! And your Lord is the most Generous, who has taught (the writing) by the pen. Has taught man that which he did not know."

Surat Al-'Alaq, (Allah - Al-Qura'an - Verses 1 to 5).

 

 

“Seek knowledge from the cradle to the grave” (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

“The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr” (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

“He who leaveth home in search of knowledge, walketh in the path of God” (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

"Seek knowledge even as far as China." (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

“The acquisition of knowledge is obligation on every Muslim, male and female.” (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

“One learned man is harder on the devil than a thousand ignorant worshippers.” (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

“Whoever seeketh knowledge and findeth it, will get two rewards; one of them the reward for desiring it, and the other for attaining it; therefore, even if he do not attain it, for him is one reward.” (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

“The world and all things in it are valuable; but the most valuable thing in the world is a virtuous woman” (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

“Four things support the world: the learning of the wise, the justice of the great, the prayers of the good, and the valor of the brave” (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

“Do you love your creator? Love your fellow-beings first” (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

“Verily the best of God's servants are just and learned kings; and verily the worst are bad and ignorant kings.” (Muhammad - sallallaho alaihi wassallam - peace be upon him)

 

 

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