Wed 4 Jan 2006

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks,
But nothing happened.


Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
God ,PAKISTAN ,they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad , and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ..."

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Fri 30 Dec 2005
  • [10-09] - In MAF, Dubai - Kalsoft - MOSS / WSS 3.0 Custom Implementation.
  • [08-09] - In Dubai - DSC - Kalsoft - Microsoft CRM Dynamics Customization.
  • [06-09] - As Software Architect - Kalsoft.
  • [05-09] - Working on Microsoft Dynamics CRM and MOSS / WSS 3.0 - Kalsoft.
  • [03-09] - In Muscat - Oman (Kalsoft).
  • [08-08] - In Riyadh - Arab National Bank - SA (Kalsoft).
  • [07-08] - MCP - BizTalk - Web 2.0.
  • [05-08] - Blog maintenance completed.
  • [04-08] - Become Microsoft Certified Professional/Technology Specialist. MCTS - MOSS.
  • [01-08] - As Senior Software Engineer at KalSoft Limited. - on Microsoft .NET platform.
  • [08-06] - As Sr. Software Developer at eGulfWeb International (Kalsoft) - Kuwait.
  • [11-05] - As Software Engineer at KalSoft (Pvt.) Ltd.
  • [03-05] - As Software I Engineer at ITIM.
  • [12-04] - DotNetGuru (KalSoft Academy)
  • [12-03] - Completed Masters in Computer Science (University of Karachi)
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    • kisi ko taj-e-sultani, kisi ko tukray dur dur kay
      jo hay Maalik Teri marzi, jidhar chahay udhar kar day
      alhamduliLlah
    • Many of the life failures are people who dont' realize how close they were to success when they give up...
    • piyuBolaySweetAgonizingMoments...True love is always crazy and maddening. Its mutual waves coinciding in one's whole being. A Nice quote.
    • No matter how bad u r but offer Namaz. 15 minutes x 5 times a day is not a big deal.

      ana wel shouq yetool layoale wa enta tegheeb
      ana wel aain nesaal fain aghla habeeb
      erga3li ashofak wel alb yertah
      rayahni ya habeebi min nar el ashwaq
      telqak bel basma 3yooni we taghani el afraah
      walaak ya habeebi zay ana mushtaaq

      ana wel shouq
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    Fri 30 Dec 2005

    During a BBQ a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call  paramedics) They  got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up; Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm, Ingrid passed away.)  She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ - had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. It only takes a minute to read this- recognizing a Stroke 
     
     
      NOW THE IMPORTANT PART:
     
      A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed and getting to the patient within 3 hours, which is tough. 
     
     RECOGNIZING A STROKE
     
      "3" steps. Read and Learn!
     
     Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
     
      Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
     
     1. *Ask the individual to SMILE.
     
     2. *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
     
     3. *Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE coherently) (I.e... .It is sunny out today)
     
    If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call 9-1-1 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
     
    After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could identify facial weakness, arm weakness and speech problems, researchers urged the general public to learn the three questions. They presented their conclusions at the American Stroke Association's annual meeting last February. Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis and treatment of the stroke and prevent brain damage.
     
    A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
     
    BE A FRIEND AND SHARE THIS ARTICLE WITH AS MANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE, you could save their lives.

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    Fri 9 Dec 2005

    What is the difference between B.C., A.D., B.C.E., and C.E.?

       Lisa, Montgomery, Alabama, Webpost

    B.C., which stands for "Before Christ," is used to date events before the birth of Jesus. A.D. is the abbreviation for the Latin phrase anno Domini, which means "in the year of our Lord," and is used for dates after Jesus's birth. This system of dating has been used for many years by Western archaeologists. Today, however, with a growing understanding that not all archaeologists are Christians, some archaeologists prefer to use the terms: Before the Common Era (B.C.E.) and the Common Era (C.E.), which are exactly the same as B.C. and A.D. but have nothing to do with Christianity.

     

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    Thu 1 Dec 2005

     

    1. What is height of Fashion ?
        Dhoti with a zip.

    2. What is height of Secrecy ?
        Offering black visiting cards.

    3. What is height of Active laziness ?
        Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

    4. What is height of Laziness ?
        Adopt a child.

    5. What is height of Craziness ?
        Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

    6. What is height of Forgetfulness ?
        Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

    7. What is height of Stupidity ?
        A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

    8. What is height of Honesty ?
        A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

    9. What is height of Suicide ?
        A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

    10. What is height of De-hydration ?
          A cow giving milk powder.

     

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