Thu 1 Dec 2005

 

1. What is height of Fashion ?
    Dhoti with a zip.

2. What is height of Secrecy ?
    Offering black visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness ?
    Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness ?
    Adopt a child.

5. What is height of Craziness ?
    Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness ?
    Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity ?
    A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. What is height of Honesty ?
    A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide ?
    A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration ?
      A cow giving milk powder.

 

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